A new oath of office

I understand that Obama has ordered a new oath of office for members of Congress. It goes like this:

"I, (state your full name), do solemnly swear that I will listen to NPR, only NPR, and nothing but NPR, so help me God."

How else can they hear the truth?

Background here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/23/obama-tells-gop-you-cant_n_160536.html

Mr. President, you can stop campaigning now.