Friday, November 30, 2007

More sarcastic than I (but funny)

This guy’s comments are funny but very irreverent….
http://freedomfolks.com/

The dangers of allowing really stupid people to immigrate
From the television last summer
“As CBS 2 North Suburban Bureau Chief Katie McCall reports, activists are protesting increased police powers. The protesters say the Waukegan police are abusing the power they already have, but the department says there is no evidence of wrongdoing.
Waukegan resident Gustavo Flores says he was walking into a drug store when a Waukegan police officer stopped him and handcuffed him.
“He said ‘OK then I’m going to put you under arrest because there’s a warrant for your arrest’ and I said ‘can you tell me why?’” Flores said. “And he said ‘you’ll find out when you get there.’”
Flores was arrested after the officer ran his license plates and determined he had an outstanding warrant on a 2003 violation for failure to show proof of insurance. His car was towed and impounded because he did not have a valid Illinois driver’s license.
Flores spent eight hours in jail and was fined $500. He believes he was targeted because he is Latino.
“I would say that if I’m not this color I’m not gonna get pulled over,” he said.
Waukegan police say the stop was by the book.
“I don’t believe there was any profiling at all involved in this particular case,” said Waukegan Police Department Chief Bill Biang.
Waukegan has applied for a new federal program called 287 G, which would give Waukegan officers the authority to deport criminals they arrest.
Some activists worry that power will be abused.
“We have persons we have innocent people who are being arrested and deported,” said Margaret Carrasco of Casa Mexiquense.” End of TV report

Here begins the blogger’s analysis of the story…………………
Let’s review. The retarded individual at CASA MEXIQUENSE sez…
“We have persons we have innocent people who are being arrested and deported,”
But in reality our illegal (oh, the irony!) amigo was arrested because…
he had an outstanding warrant on a 2003 violation for failure to show proof of insurance. His car was towed and impounded because he did not have a valid Illinois driver’s license.
And just for grins and giggles I wouldn’t mind something other than this jackasses assertion that “INNOCENT” people are being deported. Is the new definition of “INNOCENT” to have crossed the border illegally (Oh, the rich, rich irony), operated a vehicle illegally (stop it, you’re killing me!) and having outstanding warrants?
Is that the new definition of “INNOCENT?” It’s so hard to keep up with these things.
So, just to be clear, an illegal alien is allowed to commit any crime and according to the budding MENSA candidate at CASA MEXIQUENSE! they are innocent because?
This would make a fun gameshow. Ready, let’s play…
1.) He’s brown!
2.) The crispy delicious factor!
3.) He’s remarkably stupid!
4.) The good folks at CASA MEXIQUENSE!! are remarkably stupid!
5.) or, because all the “Bronze” peeps in mexico are too delightful and vivacious to be bothered with the “white man’s” laws!!*
*Which of course has the added benefit of making this nation a whole lot more like Mexico!! Which I think we can all agree is win-win!
The correct answer is: You’re a racist!
Thank you for playing the all new, leftist rules, “Such a deal for Mexicans!”
Don Pardo what have they won?
Thanks Phil, today’s contestants win these lovely Tan Klan dolls…


Just pull the string and they utter such adorable phrases as: “You’re a racist!” “Viva Mexico” “It’s my right!”
Just one of the many benefits of allowing really, really, remarkably stupid people to cross our undefended border!
(I told you this guy was irreverent. I post it here so you can compare my sarcasm to a real pro. Alien Rants)

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