The McCain Playbook

Once again alien rants scoops the big boys. I have received a secret copy of the McCain campaign strategy.

Here it is:

Blah blah blah…he has no experience…blah blah blah…I served in Viet Nam…blah blah blah…Do you want a rock star for President?… blah blah blah…Did I mention I was a POW?… blah blah blah…Who do you want to answer the red phone at 3 am?… blah blah blah…I like Hispanics, too… blah blah blah…What does he know about war?… blah blah blah…Compare our moms… blah blah blah…Paris Hilton or Hanoi Hilton. You decide… blah blah blah…The only thing he’s done for this country is keep Alan Keyes out of the Senate… blah blah blah… blah blah blah… blah blah blah…

I propose that we move the election up to September 4th. All in favor raise your hand.