Saturday, November 1, 2008

Ha, ha, ha...

This October surprise features Aunt Zeituni Onyango.

Criticism number one is that Barack was letting his aunt live in poverty right here in the US of A.

Criticism number two is that Auntie Z doesn’t have her papers. She’s an illegal alien.

So, McCain and his strategists huddle together to see how they can score points on this one. Here is a super-secret transcript of their strategy session…

John McCain: “Well, she lives in Boston and Romney was governor there five years ago. Let’s go after Mitt.”

Steve Schmidt: “No, John. The primary is over. You won. Mitt’s our friend now.”

John: “Oh, yeah. Well, she’s an illegal. We can go after Obama for catering to illegal aliens.”

Steve: “Uh, John. You have the same position as Barack on that one.”

John: “The fence. We’ll tell people that Obama’s position on the border fence caused the breach.”

Steve: “Well, she didn’t sneak across the border with Mexico so that won’t work.”

John: “Well, I guess there isn’t much difference between us on that issue.”

Steve: “You’re right. We’ll just have to let the media beat him up.”

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