Diplomacy for a new America

After an American Idol-style election it only seems proper to have a new breed of diplomat, someone who knows more world leaders than Sarah Palin.

I give you Ambassador Sean Penn, ladies and gentlemen.

Already he's paved the way for President-elect Obama to meet with Raul Castro. All the pre-conditions have been taken care of. They may now begin serious discussions.

Don't scoff. Penn is a powerful man. He can also get BO in the door with this guy:

Hillary will have nothing to do with guys like Penn on the job for the USA.

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