The Political Landscape

Living in Illinois is like being trapped in Dante’s Inferno.

We’ve got all the main characters in spades, all set in the Dark Wood of Error.

See if you can pick out these cast members:

• The Opportunists
• The Virtuous Pagans
• Gluttons, Hoarders and Wasters
• The Violent Against (fill in the blank)
• The Panderers
• The Flatterers
• The Seducers
• The Simoniacs
• The Grafters
• The Hypocrites
• The Thieves
• The Sowers of Discord
• The Falsifiers
• Compound Fraud

No wonder it seems like we’re living in Hell.