Alien Rants has obtained this exclusive top secret mock up of the plan to determine the true identity of the woman who slammed her van into the side of the school bus in Minnesota.
The strategy includes distributing millions of milk cartons in Mexico and the border states in hopes that someone will recognize her and notify the federal government.
As a byproduct of this program, the Department of Agriculture believes this program will provide a boost to the ailing dairy industry.
The milk inside the cartons will be donated by the people of the United States.
The Mexican Government will use it to feed their military personnel. Any milk left over will be sold to the Mexican public for approximately $3.
President Bush remarked, "Laura and I are excited about this new initiative."
You heard it here first folks.
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