It used to be a man knew where he stood. The Mrs. would scream “Eeeek!” and he would dispatch the mouse with the handle of a broom for his grateful wife.
Now when he does so, he is never quite sure of her reaction.
1) Traditional: “Thank you, my love. You are so brave.”
2) Feminist: “You Neanderthal. Are you implying I couldn’t have done that myself?”
3) Tree hugger: “Have you no respect for innocent creatures? Does that make you feel powerful?”
I’m getting a cat.
Anyone got any other reactions?
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